five-head:

Steal his look: Fred the Fish
Gucci Leather straight-leg pant-$2,300
Hermes Collier de Chien leather belt-$2,325
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five-head:

Steal his look: Fred the Fish
Gucci Leather straight-leg pant-$2,300
Hermes Collier de Chien leather belt-$2,325
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five-head:

Steal his look: Fred the Fish

Gucci Leather straight-leg pant-$2,300

Hermes Collier de Chien leather belt-$2,325

painz-of-the-gainz:

I used to have so much damn confidence in myself. Now that seems to be no where to be found. Thats no fun at all.

consultingmoosecaptain:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

I’m still trying to raise my money for my trip to Europe since I’m traveling alone and the thought of couch surfing the whole time terrifies me! So! Some foul-mouthed European Sharks for you! Please consider giving them a home in the form of a shirt or sticker or tote or whateverrrrr. Merci!
Oh Merde (x)Bollocks (x)

SOMEONE BUY ME A SHARK CURSING IN FRENCH

@nearlyawesome SHIRT PROJECT!
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consultingmoosecaptain:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

I’m still trying to raise my money for my trip to Europe since I’m traveling alone and the thought of couch surfing the whole time terrifies me! So! Some foul-mouthed European Sharks for you! Please consider giving them a home in the form of a shirt or sticker or tote or whateverrrrr. Merci!
Oh Merde (x)Bollocks (x)

SOMEONE BUY ME A SHARK CURSING IN FRENCH

@nearlyawesome SHIRT PROJECT!
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consultingmoosecaptain:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

I’m still trying to raise my money for my trip to Europe since I’m traveling alone and the thought of couch surfing the whole time terrifies me! So! Some foul-mouthed European Sharks for you! Please consider giving them a home in the form of a shirt or sticker or tote or whateverrrrr. Merci!

Oh Merde (x)
Bollocks (x)

SOMEONE BUY ME A SHARK CURSING IN FRENCH

@nearlyawesome SHIRT PROJECT!

brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

I wish I was a possum.

meetyourinnerstrength:

banal-adventures:

spoopystationmanagement:

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

a secret passive aggressive fork language i can’t breathe

Well I mean OBVIOUSLY we can’t actually TELL the servants we liked the food … can’t EMBARRASS ourselves in front of our fellow rich people!!!!!! Instead we force them to decipher MYSTERIOUS FORK SIGNALS to help them remember that conversation is for REAL PEOPLE not SERVANTS


I thought this was things most people knew :/

meetyourinnerstrength:

banal-adventures:

spoopystationmanagement:

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

a secret passive aggressive fork language i can’t breathe

Well I mean OBVIOUSLY we can’t actually TELL the servants we liked the food … can’t EMBARRASS ourselves in front of our fellow rich people!!!!!! Instead we force them to decipher MYSTERIOUS FORK SIGNALS to help them remember that conversation is for REAL PEOPLE not SERVANTS

I thought this was things most people knew :/