prettycolors:

#b4f10e

prettycolors:

#b4f10e

heyfunniest:

Armadillo

Or or or how people look through their abandoned blogs and suddenly glean epiphany
Yeah, teenaged and angsty growing up to be 22 and quarter-life crisis-y
Yeah. Totes ma goats.

what-did-tyler-create:

is this pulp fiction

what-did-tyler-create:

is this pulp fiction

Yeah, so I’m cycling through a few things to get my life in order.

But we all know that that’s probably never gonna happen.

cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

Pomegranates are the colour of human flesh strewn on the sidewalk after a violent road accident.
I still like pomegranates though.

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

Derp derp derp

curseofthefanartlords:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

I should stop reading coming of age stories. They’re depressing.

happiest:

getting jealous over someone who isn’t even yours

facts-i-just-made-up:

Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of Spanish cattle. If the disease were ever to become airborne, it’s estimated that all beef cattle in the country would be little more than a few lines leaving the impression of cattle within one month.
A realism vaccine was developed in 1994 but has occasional surrealist side effects, turning 2% of cattle injected into two arguing mimes and a waffle.

facts-i-just-made-up:

Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of Spanish cattle. If the disease were ever to become airborne, it’s estimated that all beef cattle in the country would be little more than a few lines leaving the impression of cattle within one month.

A realism vaccine was developed in 1994 but has occasional surrealist side effects, turning 2% of cattle injected into two arguing mimes and a waffle.

How does one deal with rage?

What do I think love is?