Old and overstaying in college.
Tired of this shit.
SW:120 CW:135 GW:190
Ageless. Deathless. Stranger than science fiction.
I used to have so much damn confidence in myself. Now that seems to be no where to be found. Thats no fun at all.
I’m still trying to raise my money for my trip to Europe since I’m traveling alone and the thought of couch surfing the whole time terrifies me! So! Some foul-mouthed European Sharks for you! Please consider giving them a home in the form of a shirt or sticker or tote or whateverrrrr. Merci!
SOMEONE BUY ME A SHARK CURSING IN FRENCH
@nearlyawesome SHIRT PROJECT!
reasons I can relate to a possum:
-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich
I wish I was a possum.
Tumblr, pack your bags…
omg look how far away you would be from everyone you don’t like
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niue Looks like a pretty cool country
I think someone found Never Never Land and I am moving there
I did not know this.
The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth
a secret passive aggressive fork language i can’t breathe
Well I mean OBVIOUSLY we can’t actually TELL the servants we liked the food … can’t EMBARRASS ourselves in front of our fellow rich people!!!!!! Instead we force them to decipher MYSTERIOUS FORK SIGNALS to help them remember that conversation is for REAL PEOPLE not SERVANTS
I thought this was things most people knew :/
when someone says they dont like dogs