prettycolors:

#b34284

prettycolors:

#b34284

absolutest:

I hate when you find someone soooooo attractive, but when they open their mouth, you lose interest.

powerliftinglikewonderwoman:

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

Whaaaat.

"I can’t think of many things more attractive than a beautiful person who’s beauty isn’t what actually attracts you."
Dau Voire (via kushandwizdom)
r0kfitness:

llanci:

What!!! Pi is 3.14159…. This is way out.

Haha bodybuilder never screws up his math

r0kfitness:

llanci:

What!!! Pi is 3.14159….
This is way out.

Haha bodybuilder never screws up his math

powerliftinglikewonderwoman:

crossfit-cupcake:

wrestlingisbest:

Dmitry Klokov @ 190kg

He literally just pressed like 420 pounds. No jerk necessary. UNREAL. Klokov’s lifts make me want to die

BEAST

Damn.

powerliftinglikewonderwoman:

crossfit-cupcake:

wrestlingisbest:

Dmitry Klokov @ 190kg

He literally just pressed like 420 pounds. No jerk necessary. UNREAL. Klokov’s lifts make me want to die

BEAST

Damn.

vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

The thing I dislike most about lonely
Is that it claws at your face. Not the alone, lonely. The lonely lonely. The you-aren’t-even-there-for-yourself kind of lonely. Yeah.

Now, there are many ways to overcome this.
One can cook.
Bake.
Get baked, maybe.
Or focus on things. Like irregular verbs in French class,
Or that weird thing your instructor does in law class.
Or channeling Maya Angelou as spirit animal
Or maybe not having a face at all.

People complain about life because they prefer to look at how far they have to go, rathrr than how fat they have gotten.

Yes. I said fat.

zohbugg:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

'murica

captainjaymerica:

weaponsgradegains:

Just a daily reminder to captainjaymerica to eat your weight in pounds of protein today!

Thanks! I almost forgot!