Running

residualshame:

One time while running I accidentally startled a child who fell to the ground. The only reason I didn’t stop was I didn’t want his parents to see me laughing.

Farts

residualshame:

I got kicked out of a college class for laughing at someones fart. While I was walking out I screamed “FARTS ARE FUNNY!”

Wild Night

residualshame:

I’m listening to a self help podcast about vulnerability, eating beet chips, and organizing my vitamins because I clearly want to die alone.

2treehill:

how do u write an essay w/o crying

Hahahahahahaha.

Hahahahahahaha.

Wild Night

residualshame:

I’m listening to a self help podcast about vulnerability, eating beet chips, and organizing my vitamins because I clearly want to die alone.

My body is not ready

prettycolors:

#b4f10e

prettycolors:

#b4f10e

heyfunniest:

Armadillo

Or or or how people look through their abandoned blogs and suddenly glean epiphany
Yeah, teenaged and angsty growing up to be 22 and quarter-life crisis-y
Yeah. Totes ma goats.

what-did-tyler-create:

is this pulp fiction

what-did-tyler-create:

is this pulp fiction

Yeah, so I’m cycling through a few things to get my life in order.

But we all know that that’s probably never gonna happen.

cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

Pomegranates are the colour of human flesh strewn on the sidewalk after a violent road accident.
I still like pomegranates though.